PETA is insane

Just as soon as you think that PETA couldn't get any more nutty:

PETA is calling on owners of Mazda vehicles affected by the recent spider infestation to donate their cars instead of handing them over for the recall.

As previously reported, 2009-2010 Mazda6 vehicles developed a strange fuelling problem when a certain species of spider was found in the fuel vent lines. Mazda recalled the vehicles, so mechanics could murder the poor spiders - or so PETA would have you believe.

Without a hint of self-interest, PETA kindly offered to accept the vehicles as donations. They volunteered to gently remove the spiders and set them free before commandeering the vehicles for their own purposes.

I mean seriously, in what world do they exist that they think anyone would actually do this? As a great man once said, "PETA is Bullshit!"